If you think I'm the new Lady GaGa (with my extended use of Auto-tune, 90s dance beats, no humour what-so-ever AND deeply thinking i'm a mix of Björk and Madonna that will rock your world) I'd be happy to sign a record deal with you.
That is if you actually own a record company.
If you don't, well, try to enjoy my stuff as much as possible anyway.
And I don't mean to be a pain in the a$$ but..
.. you know I too have the weird satanic looking red hat.